imperfecthope:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

buzzfeed:

Dad jokes = the best jokes.

"Don’t be disgusting"

how is a toaster delivered in theory

FAVOURITE

scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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nungers:

"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"

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ultrafacts:

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diffycomic:

New Pet

This is pretty much what I think youngens keep in mind when they get their first pet.

Hope you enjoyed.

-ZeDiffy

tigerwang:

everyday when I take the subway to work I imagine Chihiro and No-Face riding with me

tigerwang:

everyday when I take the subway to work I imagine Chihiro and No-Face riding with me

keatonstrombergs:

the fbi will never catch me

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phanof-bands:

batter-sempai:

gamzee-makara:

my countries priorities are on point

Canada what the hell??

I’m moving to canada

phanof-bands:

batter-sempai:

gamzee-makara:

my countries priorities are on point

Canada what the hell??

I’m moving to canada

yaypop:

Sadako throws the first ball at baseball opening ceremony [x]

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